Calmos
- Taon: 1976
- Bansa: France
- Genre: Comedy
- Studio: AMLF, Les Films Christian Fechner, Renn Productions
- Keyword: surrealism, gynecologist
- Direktor: Bertrand Blier
- Cast: Jean-Pierre Marielle, Jean Rochefort, Brigitte Fossey, Bernard Blier, Claude Piéplu, Gérard Jugnot