Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine
- वर्ष: 1977
- देश: France, Belgium
- शैली: Comedy
- स्टुडिओ: AMLF, Les Films du Triangle, World Productions
- कीवर्ड: infidelity, france, queen, parody, flanders, tax collector, knight, musketeer, middle ages (476-1453), jester, peasants vs. royalty, conspirators
- संचालक: Marc Monnet, Coluche
- कास्ट: Coluche, Dominique Lavanant, Anémone, Martin Lamotte, Michel Blanc, Roland Giraud