A Zed & Two Noughts
- Blwyddyn: 1985
- Gwlad: Netherlands, United Kingdom
- Genre: Comedy, Drama
- Stiwdio: BFI, Artificial Eye, Allarts Enterprises, Film4 Productions, VPRO
- Allweddair: zoo, doctor, death
- Cyfarwyddwr: Peter Greenaway
- Cast: Frances Barber, Joss Ackland, Brian Deacon, Geoffrey Palmer, Eric Deacon, Andréa Ferréol